The grill — no jargon, no hedging, no “it depends” without a number

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anything.

Eight questions we get asked before every contract, answered the way we would answer them on the call.

Q01What does it actually cost?Money

One monthly fee that covers performance, creative, build and counsel. We price it to your revenue target on the first call — out loud, with a number, before any contract exists. If the maths does not work for you, we will say so and point you somewhere cheaper.

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Q02How fast until we see anything?Speed

Work in week one. Numbers by week four. We publish the check-in cadence in the contract, and a month with nothing to point at is treated as a failure — ours, not yours.

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Q03How do we know it is working?Proof

Every figure we report names its client and carries a receipt. The Gallery gets $5.20–$6 back per $1 of ads, every campaign. That is published, not claimed — and where a number is not measured yet, the page says pending rather than guessing.

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Q04Is the AI work snake oil?AI

Sometimes, elsewhere. Here it is a typist with perfect stamina: 1,250 auction listings written from photographs, 400+ hours returned to a real team, every listing checked by a person. The machine does volume; people do judgement.

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Q05What if we want out?Exit

Thirty days’ notice. You keep everything we made — files, accounts, ad history, the lot. If the work does not hold you, a clause should not have to.

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Q06Are we too small for you?Size

The Poster Project started from an 811-follower base and reached 2.2M views in ninety days, 80% of it organic. The Gallery is a family business. Small means the founder is in the room and decisions happen the same day — we actively prefer it.

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Q07Who actually does the work?People

The people in the studio photograph. There is no account layer and no handoff to someone junior at signature. When you call, a person who touched your work answers — that is structural, not a promise.

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Q08Why “Drifted”?Name

Because we drifted from how agencies are supposed to run — the theatre, the bloat, the invented metrics — and kept only the craft. The name is the pitch; the site is the evidence.

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number. We’ll tell
you if we can.

We’ll tell you if we can hit it. If we can’t, we’ll say that too — and point you at whoever can.

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