What it costs.
Most agencies make you sit through a call to find out. Here it is. One monthly fee covers the work — advertising spend is separate, it stays in your own account, and we never take a cut of it.
$2,000
a month
One channel, one number, a brand testing whether any of this works.
- One discipline: performance media, content, or a build — not all three
- A monthly written report and a monthly call
- The scope is set out loud on the first call and written into the contract
- Advertising spend, which is yours and stays in your account
$4,000
a month
A brand that wants the whole loop running — content, findability and counsel.
- Three to five short videos and three to four carousels a month
- Two static posters a month
- Four page optimisations a month
- One researched article a month, eight hundred to twelve hundred words
- Answer-engine entries, so the brand is quotable to an assistant
- Google Business Profile maintained, with two posts a month
- One email campaign a month
- A visibility report, a written monthly report and a monthly call
- Two consultation hours a month
- Paid advertising management and advertising spend
- On-site photography and videography
- Website development
Tailored
priced to the number
Paid media at scale, a product build, a shoot — or all three at once.
- Paid media management across Meta and Google
- Custom AI product, scoped against how it earns before it is built
- Photography, video and production
- Everything in Standard
- Nothing, by definition — the scope is written to your number
Starter’s scope is written on the first call and into the contract, rather than picked off a page. We would rather set it against your number than sell you a column.
We are the wrong call if…
- You want the cheapest possible price. There is always someone cheaper, and at some point that person is a person with a template.
- You want a team of ten names on a slide. There is a small team here and the person who pitches the work does the work.
- You want us to promise a number before we have seen the account. We will give you a number on the first call, out loud — but not before we have looked.
- You need the whole thing done by Friday. Work starts in week one; numbers land around week four.
- You want to own none of it. The advertising account, the pages and the creative stay yours, and that means you have to hold the keys.
If none of that put you off, the record is here and the rest of the questions are here.
What does it actually cost?
One monthly fee that covers performance, creative, build and counsel. We price it to your revenue target on the first call — out loud, with a number, before any contract exists. If the maths does not work for you, we will say so and point you somewhere cheaper.
How fast until we see anything?
Work in week one. Numbers by week four. We publish the check-in cadence in the contract, and a month with nothing to point at is treated as a failure — ours, not yours.
How do we know it is working?
Every figure we report names its client and carries a receipt. The Gallery gets $5.20–$6 back per $1 of ads, every campaign. That is published, not claimed — and where a number is not measured yet, the page says pending rather than guessing.
Is the AI work snake oil?
Sometimes, elsewhere. Here it is a typist with perfect stamina: 1,250 auction listings written from photographs, 400+ hours returned to a real team, every listing checked by a person. The machine does volume; people do judgement.
Tell us the
number. We’ll tell
you if we can.
We’ll tell you if we can hit it. If we can’t, we’ll say that too — and point you at whoever can.